Ah fuck me, I love Disney vacations, but it's not that I didn't notice the cross-selling on a recent episode of Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb---selling spa treatments to children and adolescents, just as Aulani, Disney's latest Spa&Resort opens. Parents, strap on your...your home eq loan? No, those are over. Um, strap on your....credit card? No, too anti-TwennyTeens. Strap on your....tax refunds? Hahahahahahahaaa. I guess this episode was just for youse rich parents, the ones who can afford the airfare to Hawai'i to begin with. It's spaaaaa daaaay fo-yo offspring..
Spa day. I didn't get one till I was about 45. I can assure you the Welch spawn haven't had one yet. Unless they pay for it themselves.
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